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CaptainLeonardo

"Greetings. I am at your service Fair Citizen! here to answer whatever questions you may have."


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— Anonymous: Not a shipper but you've made me curious now. If you'd clash with someone of the same personality, what kind of personality for a girl do you think would actually work the best with you? You don't really seem much like an "opposites attract" person either.

raph-the-muscle:

Of course I would clash with a girl who has the exact same personality as me! I know I’ve got issues…Ok I do. So, She’s gonna be up in my face with anger problems all the time, What would ya expect is gonna happen? I’d be shouting just as loud back at her. That ain’t a connection or relationship. That’s just plain freaking annoying dude…

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Amount of girls that have come onto me man…. *Fake girl voice* “uuhhh Raph, I have anger problems! I am just like you! We should daaaaate…”

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*Normal voice* Yeah..NOT happening..

Sure, it’s cool if you meet someone and they have common interests. You like the same thing and that. That works. When you say opposite, It don’t mean it have to be somebody who completely is? 

I couldn’t handle a cry baby, clingy, lovey dovey, drag me everywhere, type of person either. Would also annoy me. I guess it’s all about balance, and if ya click well with’em? 

Also, before any of you ask. No I ain’t looking! I’m the type of guy that, if it happens? It happens! If it don’t? Then it don’t! And that’s fine with me.

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I was just ranting talking about that on skype.
Some of the girls who act like Raphael don’t understand that my brothers anger issues actually hurt him, and he’s not reaching his full potential because of it.

So girls who are sending Raphael’s “annoying brothers” mail saying “I get really really angry and hurt people, lol, who am I most like?” really don’t get Raphael at all.

                                       He’s my brother, dang it.

— Anonymous: Don't worry Leo, Raph annoys me too at times...but I can't really hate him.

I never said I hated Raphael.
But I can see now that a majority of my haters what me to man the **** up and learn to take all the harassment and guilting.

Raph has anger issues he’s not fully aware of at times. I WILL approach Raphael about it or tell him to knock it off, until he knows when he’s losing himself and where the limit is. I can only hope people who are having trouble learning when to stop have someone who doesn’t tell them they’re doing it wrong. 

                          Above the influence. 
                                      Don’t do drugs, do honor.

xxscorpioknightxx: Hey, if there was ever a time that you get to known me in real life, will you ever become my friend, even if you learn dark secrets from me? Even if I am a bigger freak than you are? Be honest, okay?

A bigger freak than you are?

That’s not a very good first impression, but as long as you’re not a murderer then I’m sure we’ll be fine… 

— Anonymous: *zaps u* HA! Now your back to Donnie forever!!! I missed u.. ~Meg<3

donatellotmnt:

Thank you!!!!


                                                  This site is so messed up.

felicity-tatsuo: hey, now that you are leo you can give orders hehehe

donatellotmnt:

captainleonardo:

donatellotmnt:

I am…NOT LEO!

Oh, but…hmm…giving orders sounds like fun. 

Wait a second.
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So if Donn- Leo takes all my responsibilities for just today no one would notice…?  

What am I even saying? No! You can’t go around abusing your leadership position, Don!

Leo! You look especially handsome today. So much like your younger ,but definitely more attractive, genius brother.

I am not abusing anything…yet. Give me an hour.

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You won’t have an hour, ‘cause I’m thinking of paying April a visit.

felicity-tatsuo: hey, now that you are leo you can give orders hehehe

donatellotmnt:

I am…NOT LEO!

Oh, but…hmm…giving orders sounds like fun. 

Wait a second.
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So if Donn- Leo takes all my responsibilities for just today no one would notice…?  

What am I even saying? No! You can’t go around abusing your leadership position, Don!

— Anonymous: Leo glad your back from... whatever you were doing when you weren't replying to your fans posts

According to everyone else in my inbox, I wasn’t doing anything if not answering my fans questions.

So I disappeared. And I’m oddly okay with that.

— Anonymous: *zaps Donnie with a ray gun* HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Now you've switched bodies with Leo. Good luck! *flies away*

donatellotmnt:

What…the..what……

I’M LEO!!!!!

That…Can’t be good.

I feel the need to correct people on everything and do the opposite of what people tell me to do.
               Slightly less honorable!

— Anonymous: Does Leo have a secret vendetta with the toaster? - Ferret Girl ^^(A)^^

raph-the-muscle:

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sabychan: Why so fabulous?

raph-the-muscle:

Do you really need to ask?

— Anonymous: Did you seen the first trailer for the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie coming out this summer? What do you think of it, Leo?




…I wonder if I still watch Space Heroes.

— Anonymous: what are your favortie tactics or skills do you like?

The siege within a siege was always one of my favorites, yet…

I’m going to go with waiting patiently. Anyone crazy enough to fight us is usually impatient and easily angered. 

Richard the Lionheart once faced the army of Saladin. He was outnumbered 3 to one by what were mostly mounted troops. His tactic was to wait until his enemy grew tired and impatient, giving him some kind of advantage against them. This went on for hours, too.

Saladin, thinking his enemy wouldn’t be going anywhere with this, ordered the men to dismount in order to better their aim for firing missiles. Richard saw this immediately, ordering his cavalry in turn to charge Saladin’s troops, completely decimating the unmounted attackers. 

Smart thinking and patience make for the best skills in any strategy.

No answer is too long winded.

YOU’RE AWESOME LEO! - Love Becci ‘D’

Thank you, Becci! It looks amazing, but I don’t know what I did to deserve it.

theichibanturtle: Yeah, well, you're a Blathering Uppity Tasteless Talker!

karai-will-cut-you:

captainleonardo:

karai-will-cut-you:

A butt, huh?

Whoa oh, hold on, who’s the other turtle? 
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Not to say Karai and I- ahah. Butt seriously?

Awww, if you wanted my abuse attention, Leo, all you had to do was ask!

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Swiggity swooty, now show me yo booty.

Augh… Why do I always fall for that? I will never get this clan.

I just can’t quite put my foot on it. 

— Anonymous: Did you also know that the jewel wasps plants their eggs on roaches! It's true and when the egg hatches the wasp larva dig inside the roach and starts eating it from inside. Later on after the larva has become a wasp it leaves the empty dead cockroach.

raph-the-muscle:

OKAY ENOUGH!!…. I’VE HEARD ENOUGH!!


There’s a species of cockroaches that eat eyelashes off of people while they sleep.

They can go nine days without their head before they starve to death.

Cockroach have teeth in their stomachs.

They make a good tea, Raphael.

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