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CaptainLeonardo

"Greetings. I am at your service Fair Citizen! here to answer whatever questions you may have."


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sabychan: Why so fabulous?

raph-the-muscle:

Do you really need to ask?

— Anonymous: Did you seen the first trailer for the upcoming Ninja Turtles movie coming out this summer? What do you think of it, Leo?




…I wonder if I still watch Space Heroes.

— Anonymous: what are your favortie tactics or skills do you like?

The siege within a siege was always one of my favorites, yet…

I’m going to go with waiting patiently. Anyone crazy enough to fight us is usually impatient and easily angered. 

Richard the Lionheart once faced the army of Saladin. He was outnumbered 3 to one by what were mostly mounted troops. His tactic was to wait until his enemy grew tired and impatient, giving him some kind of advantage against them. This went on for hours, too.

Saladin, thinking his enemy wouldn’t be going anywhere with this, ordered the men to dismount in order to better their aim for firing missiles. Richard saw this immediately, ordering his cavalry in turn to charge Saladin’s troops, completely decimating the unmounted attackers. 

Smart thinking and patience make for the best skills in any strategy.

No answer is too long winded.

YOU’RE AWESOME LEO! - Love Becci ‘D’

Thank you, Becci! It looks amazing, but I don’t know what I did to deserve it.

theichibanturtle: Yeah, well, you're a Blathering Uppity Tasteless Talker!

karai-will-cut-you:

captainleonardo:

karai-will-cut-you:

A butt, huh?

Whoa oh, hold on, who’s the other turtle? 
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Not to say Karai and I- ahah. Butt seriously?

Awww, if you wanted my abuse attention, Leo, all you had to do was ask!

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Swiggity swooty, now show me yo booty.

Augh… Why do I always fall for that? I will never get this clan.

I just can’t quite put my foot on it. 

— Anonymous: Did you also know that the jewel wasps plants their eggs on roaches! It's true and when the egg hatches the wasp larva dig inside the roach and starts eating it from inside. Later on after the larva has become a wasp it leaves the empty dead cockroach.

raph-the-muscle:

OKAY ENOUGH!!…. I’VE HEARD ENOUGH!!


There’s a species of cockroaches that eat eyelashes off of people while they sleep.

They can go nine days without their head before they starve to death.

Cockroach have teeth in their stomachs.

They make a good tea, Raphael.

PAY BACK

 

theichibanturtle: Yeah, well, you're a Blathering Uppity Tasteless Talker!

karai-will-cut-you:

A butt, huh?

Whoa oh, hold on, who’s the other turtle? 

Not to say Karai and I- ahah. Butt seriously?

— Anonymous: Asserting actual scientific reasonHeels tense the leg and the hindquarter regionLifting the rear and making it appearPert and ready for mating season~

donatellotmnt:

Asserting actual scientific reason…

What the actual heck???

Get those cheeks away from my brother or you’ll be waking away with only half a moon.

*look at her blog*

harleyyourbusiness:

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Only one person had my password…

But only one had the Ponies I wanted and already got Leo and Donnie…

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"I can’t tell whether to be pissed off because I can’t edit HTML, or happy I got the ponies on my blog now."

Better than being Ricked-Rolled.

"YOU MESSED WITH MY MUSIC PLAYER?!"

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"MIKEY! LEO!! You better keep the ponies on the blog after you two fix all this later or so help me!!"


I think we found something new to bond over, Mikey. 

It all started with Mikey….And half a dozen ponies.

donatellotmnt:

MIIIIKKKKKKKEEEEEEYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

You think that’s bad!?

THEY PLANT TREES…AND TALK! 

nouran-turtle-artist: *goes to you in your sleep and paints your face with make up*

donatellotmnt:

raph-the-muscle:

donatellotmnt:

*pic credit goes to geminidragonjasminealexandra

"What is this pathetic excuse for a mutant? FOOL!" - ShredRaph is not amused by Donatello’s make over- "You clearly do not have a very good stylist. You look terrible Donatello"

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Says the guy with a meat grinder covering his whole face.

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Look, Mikey. It’s the real house wives of NYC. 

Ask Box is closed until a further universe.

I’ve been under way too much stress the past month and can’t handle what’s usually just a cake walk. I’ll answer some older asks, so I’ll still be around and trying to get my mind off things.

— Anonymous: Raph may piss you off but doesn't any brother have his faults? I mean... He try's!

donatellotmnt:

captainleonardo:

The question was “WHY RAPHAEL ANNOYS ME”

Now my inbox is filled with hate on how I’m the most “ignorant turtle on this team,” but none of them are actually trying to understand my point of view. 

Now who’s the misunderstood one!?

Leo is right, guys. You don’t ask a question like that and then become surprised when that answer is negative. You were asking a question that requires a negative answer. I mean, come on.

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Not only that, but if you haven’t noticed, Raph is a jerk. I mean, most of his blog is telling people they are idiots and threatening to punch people. Those are strangers. So naturally what do you think he treats his own family like?

I love my brother, I do. I love all my brothers, but let’s not pretend that Raph is this poor, tortured soul and that gives him license to treat his brothers like the gunk on the bottom of your shoe half the time. 

So don’t give Leo hate for answering a question honestly. It may not be the answer you are looking for, but holy moly, look at the question that was asked!

And for the record, you DON’T known Raph better than we do. You just do not.

Thank Justice. 

We can all learn from what Donnie just said. 

— Anonymous: Raph may piss you off but doesn't any brother have his faults? I mean... He try's!

The question was “WHY RAPHAEL ANNOYS ME”

Now my inbox is filled with hate on how I’m the most “ignorant turtle on this team,” but none of them are actually trying to understand my point of view. 

Now who’s the misunderstood one!?

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